Baddies 💅

Mop Baddies, Hang Out, Get Money UPDATES every weekend!! Controls: • E = STOMP: Stomp on down players to whoop them. • F = PULL HAIR: Charge your blue bar by hitting others and press F to get people bald • G = CARRY PEOPLE: Step on a downed player and press G to carry them. • Shift = RUN • Fists Tool: Equip your fists to hit people. Hitting someone while stepping on someone will mop them. IMPORTANT: If you log with 30 HP or less you lose your weapons. Game Features: • Character Customization: Click the avatar icon in the top-right corner of the screen to customize your Avatar. • Get Money: Smash ATMs around the map to collect cash. • Pick Up Fight Items: Find various items scattered across the map to use in fights.

Each stem is one shipped update, as tall as the gap it closed — how long the previous build stayed current. The scale is logarithmic so one quiet month doesn’t flatten a year of daily shipping. Behind the stems is the same 119d player curve, so a build can be read against what it shipped into.